I’m back once again for the gazillionth time. But this isn’t a poem my friends, this is a rhyme. It flows, up your nose, and slithers into your mind, so kick back, relax and just, try to unwind.
So it’s been awhile, yes, this much is true. So I’m going to quickly recap, tell you what’s new.
I have a girlfriend, Her name is.. confidential. But as you know, I find love to be essential.
This Beautiful girl has given me options in life. She’s surgically removed all of the pain and the strife.
This hopeless romantic, has finally got some hope. And I’ve made a decision to stop acting like a dope!
I’d go back and forth between these girls all the time. Givin em’ my attention, pretending things were fine.
I’d waste the day away ignoring all of the signs, ‘cause to me, things were goin great inside my mind.
but how dumb was I. I wasted all that time with my head hanging out up in the sky. But I couldn’t help but try…
But I’m new and improved, baby! Can you not tell things have been great for me lately? I’m Eli, Minus the crazy.
now how, should I end this little rhyme? How ‘bout, the clever route, just end it on a dime. yep, yeah that’s fine…